by Geoff Keough
“If it’s gonna be that kinda party, I’m gonna stick my d**k in the mashed potatoes.” Maybe it’s musical influences like the Beastie Boys that got me banned from most of the local parties.
DR. LOVE: ADVICE OF THE ISSUE – Do you have a girl that nags you ‘cause you spend too much time at the hill and not enough time with her? Solution: Teach her how to snowboard. Chances are she’ll like it. Then find her a board and problem solved. However if she doesn’t like it, you have a choice. And we all know what choice a real man would make now don’t we? [If you have any questions for Dr. Love, write to the address at the beginning of the magazine. No question refused.]
Now let’s talk about the “here today, gone tomorrow” shops that are popping up everywhere. So far, one guy’s tryin’ to tell everyone what hardcore, the other guy doesn’t even know what core is. Some advice guys: have some knowledge of the product you are selling. If you don’t, you’ll just look like a dweeb, everyone will make fun of you, and worst of all, no one will buy form you.
SOME FACTS – marilyn manson is a sick bastard. The guy’s a freak and his music sucks…anyone who thinks he’s a cool person is more f**ked up than him (no, that’s not a compliment) … hill opens on the 15th. I’m so excited I might wet my pants … with snowboarders holding 35% of Ben Eoin’s business, we are in a situation where we can demand a better snowboard facility. All we have to do is stick together and trust me, something will get done. But only if we make an effort to do it … the American government has officially said that marijuana is absolutely medically useless. They have also stated that getting stoned is bad and you might go to hell if you do it!